Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies
Reblogging for that comment
American witches and wizards entering an exchange program.
American witches and wizards arguing with British witches and wizards about sports
Quidditch being a whole different sport in America with different balls and full body checks
a collection of some of my favorites
"the recession has hit us hard"
I love tumblr in an unhealthy way
my favorite posts on tumblr are collections of posts on tumblr that depict the sheer insanity of tumblr
At least 3 potato.
im sobbing at the oatmeal one
Each year on her birthday, the King and Queen released thousands of lanterns into the sky in hope that one day - their lost Princess would return.
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
REBLOG IF YOU ARE
- a butch
- a femme/lipstick lesbian
- a bear
- a boi
- gender queer
- no gender
- third gender
- transgender pre or post
- an lgbt ally
- queer or questioning
- a robot
AND FEEL THAT ANYONE CAN LOVE ANYONE
NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS